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I flew out of the apartment, forgetting that there were stairs.I fell hard, twisted my ankle, and landed on my pager (this was a loooong time ago).He turned on South Park and brought in burnt, flaky grilled cheese sandwiches and a bag of tortilla chips, and we had the worst conversation.Then we sat on his bed and he repeatedly kept trying to touch my butt."I went on a date with a guy who drummed in a Kiss tribute band.

He said, 'I told her the cats were there first, so she should go.' Then he invited me to his apartment for dinner and told me — very seriously — that his cat would let him know if he could date me or not.He also said he likes to cook, so I asked him what he makes and he said, 'Anything I can use sweeteners in, like fruit soup.' What the hell is fruit soup?!The guy sitting next to us was laughing so hard his back was shaking."—marissad415 "We were walking around, looking for a place to eat.Finally, when it was over, he took me to 'brunch': stale doughnuts served for the youth group."—remide "The guy who asked me out worked at a garage but he didn't bother to shower before our date, so he showed up covered in grease.The whole night was awful, but I eventually gave up after he said, 'You ever hang out in hospitals? Maybe just because I'm turned on by blood.' I cannot make this shit up."—colleenh49 "I went on a Tinder date at a coffee shop.

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